Saturday, August 29, 2015

Showdown

"This, my friends,is a strong team. I am staking a claim to the 2001 Seattle "Best Regular Season Team" memorial trophy :) ~ Killer Crabs"
Entering week 19, four teams had established themselves as clear front runners to make the playoffs. One of these four, White Lines, rode a six game win streak over which he averaged 478 pts per contest between weeks eleven and fifteen, to a lead in the Coastie's division. The Killer Crabs immediately answered with a five game win streak of their own, averaging a ridiculous 533 pts per match up, culminating with a win over rival Miami to take command of the Coasties.
 
Next up for The Crabs is Boston Gently, who has quietly reigned over the Yanks all season long. A win in week 20 would clinch the division title for The Crabs. Gently needs to win all his remaining games to do the same, which is a stiff assignment as he will have to defeat two of the league's best teams to get it done.
 
The Situation
TEAM UPCOMING SCHEDULE INFO
Clinched
Xandernomics
(13-6)
Yank's (8-11),
Gently (13-6)
Clinched week 18, playing Spoiler
Division Leader:
Gently
(13-6)
Crabs (13-6),
Xander (13-6)
win 2 to clinch division
Killer Crabs
(13-6)
Gently (13-6),
Stech (3-16)
win 1 to clinch division
Wild Card:
NY Retards
(12-7)
Dbags (10-9),
Nat's (6-13)
win 2 to clinch wildcard or can clinch division with two wins and one Gently loss
Bubble (needs help):
White Lines
(12-7)
Nat's (6-13),
PC (8-11)
needs Retards or Boston Gently to lose one, for a wildcard or can clinch division with two Crabs losses

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Champions

2012 Clubfooted Tards, Karen
2013 Xandernomics, Xander
2014 Scrubbs, Atlas
2014 Clubfooted Tards, Karen
2015 Maineacs, Myk
2016 ??

Professor Baseball

Atlas made Hulugan history, by guiding two separate teams to a Hulugan World Series in the same season. His no-nosense management style paid off, with both "Scrubbs" and "Pico Paper Cuts" making big game appearances in 2014, and Scrubbs earning him his first fantasy championship. He has firmly established himself as a force to be reckoned with. Congratulations, big guy :)

Friday, March 13, 2015


Nailbiter

2013's defending champ, Xandernomics, edges out The Maineacs by 0.67 points in the narrowest victory on record to date, advancing to face Retards in the 2014 semis.